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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

22:47 Sep 17 2008
Times Read: 684


THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES



Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.



Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.



There is no fast food.



Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.



In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.



Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.



Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.



He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.



He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.



Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.



The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.



The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.



During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.



They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.



They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.



A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth,

length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.



The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if... he

still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.



If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!



***



Recieved this in an e-mail from my sister. HAAHAHAHA was to cute to not post here for others.


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Oceane
Oceane
23:22 Sep 17 2008

Wonder Mother!!! *bows* Cause every mother is a wonderful mother





 

Wolfbite the evil one....NOT

06:14 Sep 05 2008
Times Read: 712


At my youngest sisters NASCAR wedding, my daughter Wolfbite was dancing with her cousins and a picture was taken. Yes I said NASCAR. Dale Earnhardt JR to be exact, wedding colors of red, white, black and crome...



Now. The song they where dancing to was slide party, I think that was the name of it anyways. And she knows it by heart, plays it in the garage and dances to it. O.o



So during one of the sections of the dance where they say hop 2 times she did just that and in that moment... Evilness was proven.



Khornesone took the picture and then when editing the pictures for the wedding photo album, he decided to not edit this one at all. Well except to take out the cousins and leave just the Evil herself. Mind you in the full picture, what makes this image even more funny, is that all of her cousins are looking down at the floor like zombies...



I said.. No she is not evil and he said, "Yes she is, ask her." I said, " Fine I will." Called her downstairs and said.. "What do you think of this picture?" She responded, quite frankly, "What? I am Evil... and?" To which my mother laughed and hugged her and that was it..



So with that little intro said.. And yes you may see this pop up in KO's portfolio or even Wolfbite herself… KO captioned it how he felt appropriate.



Here she is.. Wolfbite the Evil One.




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Scarlett
Scarlett
22:44 Sep 06 2008

simply fabulous!

i love it

especially the no dating bit lololol





WolfBite
WolfBite
04:28 Sep 07 2008

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mom dad crazy..........;.*smiles at mom*

you know why

so anyone want to see how evil i can be

whaaaaaaaaaaaaabwaaaaaaahhhhhh





Irony
Irony
01:45 Sep 13 2008

Wow, she really does look evil!








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